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<style>

   /* 让整个容器都开始发疯 */
   @keyframes container-pulse {
       0% { border-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #ff00ff, #00ffff, #ffff00, #ff00ff) 1; }
       25% { border-image: linear-gradient(135deg, #ffff00, #ff00ff, #00ffff, #ffff00) 1; }
       50% { border-image: linear-gradient(225deg, #00ffff, #ffff00, #ff00ff, #00ffff) 1; }
       75% { border-image: linear-gradient(315deg, #ff00ff, #00ffff, #ffff00, #ff00ff) 1; }
       100% { border-image: linear-gradient(405deg, #ffff00, #ff00ff, #00ffff, #ffff00) 1; }
   }
   
   /* 更剧烈的震动 */
   @keyframes intense-shake {
       0% { transform: translate(2px, 1px) rotate(0deg); }
       10% { transform: translate(-2px, -3px) rotate(-1deg); }
       20% { transform: translate(-4px, 0px) rotate(1deg) scale(1.01); }
       30% { transform: translate(4px, 3px) rotate(0deg); }
       40% { transform: translate(2px, -2px) rotate(1deg); }
       50% { transform: translate(-2px, 3px) rotate(-1deg) scale(0.99); }
       60% { transform: translate(-4px, 2px) rotate(0deg); }
       70% { transform: translate(4px, 2px) rotate(-1deg); }
       80% { transform: translate(-2px, -2px) rotate(1deg); }
       90% { transform: translate(2px, 3px) rotate(0deg) scale(1.02); }
       100% { transform: translate(2px, -3px) rotate(-1deg); }
   }

   /* 真正的“数据损坏”式文字抖动 */
   .glitch-text {
       position: relative;
       display: inline-block;
       text-shadow: 2px 2px #ff00ff, -2px -2px #00ffff;
   }
   .glitch-text::before,
   .glitch-text::after {
       content: attr(data-text);
       position: absolute;
       top: 0;
       left: 0;
       width: 100%;
       height: 100%;
       background: #000;
       overflow: hidden;
   }
   .glitch-text::before {
       left: 2px;
       text-shadow: -2px 0 #ff00ff;
       animation: glitch-anim-1 2s infinite linear alternate-reverse;
   }
   .glitch-text::after {
       left: -2px;
       text-shadow: -2px 0 #00ffff, 2px 2px #ff00ff;
       animation: glitch-anim-2 1.5s infinite linear alternate-reverse;
   }
   @keyframes glitch-anim-1 { 0% { clip-path: inset(10% 0 80% 0); } 100% { clip-path: inset(40% 0 20% 0); } }
   @keyframes glitch-anim-2 { 0% { clip-path: inset(70% 0 5% 0); } 100% { clip-path: inset(15% 0 60% 0); } }
   
   /* 彩虹!! MORE COLORS!!! */
   .rainbow-text {
       animation: rainbow-anim 1s infinite;
       font-weight: bold;
   }
   @keyframes rainbow-anim {
       0%{color: #ff0000;} 15%{color: #ffff00;} 30%{color: #00ff00;} 45%{color: #00ffff;}
       60%{color: #0000ff;} 75%{color: #ff00ff;} 100%{color: #ff0000;}
   }

   /* 按钮：现在它真的不想被点击（但又渴望被点击） */
   .crazy-button {
       background-color: #ffff00;
       color: #000;
       border: 5px outset #ff00ff;
       padding: 20px 40px;
       font-size: 30px;
       font-weight: 900;
       text-decoration: none;
       cursor: crosshair;
       display: inline-block;
       margin-top: 25px;
       box-shadow: 0px 0px 25px #ffff00, inset 0 0 10px #000;
       transition: all 0.05s ease;
       transform: skew(-15deg);
   }
   .crazy-button:hover {
       background-color: #00ff00;
       color: #ff00ff;
       border-color: #ffff00;
       animation: intense-shake 0.2s infinite;
       transform: scale(1.2) skew(15deg);
   }

   .jumpy-text {
     display: inline-block;
     animation: jump 0.5s infinite alternate;
   }
   @keyframes jump {
     from { transform: translateY(0px); }
     to { transform: translateY(-10px); }
   }
   

</style>

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